til death do us part

I come to work pretty regularly with some injury or another.  I've either been stepped on, scratched, bumped into, whatever.  I've even come to work with 2 black eyes.  my co-workers joke that louie and ella are going to love me to death.  they have no concept of their size (louie is around 165 lbs, ella is around 155lbs) and both believe they are lap dogs.  I always say, if something happens to me, make sure you tell the police that it was unintentional, so nothing happens to the puppies!  they would never harm me on purpose.